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<title>Madame Amber's Relationship Fixer Upper -- The Kung Fu Grip</title>
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<description>There's a gal in the area who has a firm grip on things, and it's proving to be a bone of contention. Can Madame Amber smooth things over?</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Boise Man Starting Cult, Needs Followers</title>
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<description>With every passing day, Derrick Henson gets a little closer to realizing his dre...</description>
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<title>Love and Lust Boise Style -- Younger Man Seeks Older Woman - A Cautionary Tale About Chatting</title>
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<description>Jimmy's Nana gets an invitation to find true love on the Internet, or at least a quickie.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Frank Zappa Not Playing Boise This Summer</title>
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<description>Amid numerous concert announcements this week, the Idaho Statesman has confirmed...</description>
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<title>Kiddiepalooza -- Ceramica - Where the Ghost of Bob Ross Guides Your Brush</title>
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<description>Feel free to paint the town and whatever else you can find at this Boise Bench establishment.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Occupiers to Be Removed by 'Firm but Gentle' Bulldozing</title>
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<description>Growing weary of the ongoing protest camp set up at the old Ada County Courthous...</description>
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<title>Hunkier Than Scott Dorval? -- Scott Dorval vs Mike Prater - Love Those Moobs</title>
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<description>This week it's weatherman versus sports guy. Which is sexier: steamy tornadoes or leather balls? You make the call.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Sen. McGee Promises 'Moderate Drunkenness'</title>
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<description>Ex-DUI offender Scott Andrus made headlines recently when he tried to secure pro...</description>
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<title>Steve Liebenthal's Texas Hold 'Em Tips -- Keep Those Pocket Rockets in Your Pants</title>
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<description>How do you play the best hand in poker? Steve will tell you how, and it involves boobs.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Bogus Basin Will Open One Run Soon</title>
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<description>Bogus Basin officials believe they've come up with a plan to get the ski resort ...</description>
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<title>As Seen in Boise -- Sidewalk Bombs - Yet Another Reason We Should Start Killing Geese</title>
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<description>It's time to take back our parks using extreme prejudice and rednecks from Kuna.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- New LDS Temple Will Have Bowling Alley, Tattoo Parlor</title>
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<description>On Monday the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints revealed their plans t...</description>
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<title>Love and Lust Boise Style -- Where's My Pillow? The Making of PillowGate</title>
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<description>Who cares about political scandals or international intrigue when your pillow is on the line?!?</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Drunk Butch Otter Crashes Office Party</title>
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<description>Jennifer Schultz, an administrative assistant for Boise Industrial Roofing, alwa...</description>
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<title>Love and Lust Boise Style -- What Do You Do with an Engagement Ring When It's Over?</title>
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<description>Here's a new one for Miss Manners: Never re-gift an engagement ring.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Asian Sunday Fails to Surpass Black Friday</title>
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<description>After seeing sales of Martin Lawrence films, P. Diddy CDs, and Cadillac Escalade...</description>
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<title>Boise Art Tour -- The Anchor Sperm - Try Not to Laugh When Your Kids Climb on It</title>
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<description>If you're looking for the largest sperm in town, we found it.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Crescent 'No Lawyers' Bar to Accept Paralegals</title>
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<description>In a move that surprised many of their regulars, the Crescent 'No Lawyers' Bar a...</description>
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<title>Boise Traffic Box Art -- Elements of Idaho - A Tribute to the Good Life</title>
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<description>What's the best thing about living in Idaho? Take your pick.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Nampa Man Becomes DUI Record Holder</title>
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<description>Boise Police arrested Nampa resident James Allen Franklin, 37, for DUI Wednesday...</description>
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