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<title>Galleries -- Julia Davis Rose Garden Slideshow</title>
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<description>If you're Downtown you should take a few minutes to stop and smell these roses.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Nude Photos of Grandma Appear Online</title>
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<description>For Boise resident Bertha "Boots" McGliddon, an offer from an online acquaintanc...</description>
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<title>Madame Amber's Relationship Fixer Upper -- Oriental Action</title>
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<description>A bored local gentleman wants to experience the Far East. Does Madame Amber think he's cut out for a taste of the Orient?</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Fairly Reliable Bob's Upgraded to Mostly Reliable</title>
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<description>In a surprise move, the Boise chapter of the Better Business Bureau announced th...</description>
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<title>Parks &amp; Spaces -- Sunset Park - From Dusk Til Dawn</title>
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<description>If you're looking for a place in Northwest Boise to play some softball, tennis, or basketball, or just a place to let the kids play, try Sunset Park.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Naked Transgendered Arsonist to Star in 'Girls Gone Wild' Video</title>
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<description>For Joe Francis, the founder and owner of the Girls Gone Wild franchise, every n...</description>
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<title>Love Letters to Edgar Linares -- Edgar's Honda</title>
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<description>Edgar loves to feel the thunder of Honda horses between his legs. Can Madame Amber convince him to share this pleasure with her?</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Pete Zimowsky to Hold Mustache Seminar</title>
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<description>Local outdoors reporter Pete Zimowsky says he has been hearing for years that Id...</description>
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<title>Oddballs -- Ice Blocking Simplot Hill</title>
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<description>If your butt will fit on a block of ice, there's good fun waiting for you at the greenest hill in town.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Dogs Frightened by Fireworks Might Be Headed to Korea</title>
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<description>It's a common story all across the country around the Fourth of July. People lov...</description>
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<title>Steve Liebenthal's Texas Hold 'Em Tips -- Don't Get Fish Hooked</title>
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<description>In this week's tip, Steve informs us about the favorite food of a poker legend, and he advises you how to avoid the pitfalls of the infamous fish hooks.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- ACHD Forecasts High Number of Imbeciles on the Road this Holiday Weekend</title>
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<description>Are you planning to hit the road for the holiday weekend? If so, be prepared to ...</description>
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<title>Kiddiepalooza -- Wahooz Family Fun Zone - Now with 25% More I-84</title>
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<description>If you think Walt Disney was a fascist and you can't afford to make a pilgrimage to the Screaming Eagle, Wahooz will do just fine.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- KBOI's Troy Oppie Busted for Child Labor Violations</title>
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<title>Boise 9-Iron Fandango -- Shadow Valley Golf Course Front 9</title>
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<description>The strange clubhouse might make you scratch your head, but these nine holes are well worth the trip up Highway 55.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Boise's Dominican Population to Sextuple As Hawks Start Season</title>
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<description>With the Boise Hawks starting their season tonight in Yakima, local residents sh...</description>
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<title>Jock Itch -- Boise Twilight Criterium</title>
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<description>For one evening every July, men with shaved legs, spandex suits, and prostate compression take over downtown Boise.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- Dumbass Ready to Get Stranded in Boise River</title>
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<description>With the warm weather finally here, many Boiseans are digging out their swimwear...</description>
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<title>Madame Amber's Relationship Fixer Upper -- Music Variety</title>
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<description>Can music choice affect a couple's performance in the ol' boudoir? It just might if Rick Astley is involved.</description>
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<title>Newswire -- BSU Student Has Worst French Accent Ever</title>
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<description>BSU French Professor Sophie Renoir thought she had heard it all in her 24 years ...</description>
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