All About UB
Everything you always wanted to know about Uncle Boise, but didn't know to ask...
Just the FAQs
02-17-2009
- Is Captain Mikey a real person?
- Why is your site named Uncle Boise?
- Is Madame Amber available?
- Does Jack Dupp always get hurt?
- Is Madame Amber really a madame?
- What the heck is a No Prize?
1. Is Captain Mikey a real person?
Our lawyers tell us we have to say no. So, no.
2. Why is your site named Uncle Boise?
Because we got stranger looks when we mentioned BigBadBoise.com to folks.
3. Is Madame Amber available?
For public appearances? Yes, if you can afford her. For dates? Only if you can get past Edgar.
4. Does Jack Dupp always get hurt?
Like taxes and ex-wives, some things are unavoidable. You've seen the eye patch, right? He heard somewhere that chicks dig scars, so he keeps adding to his collection. By the way, we are currently accepting donations to help pay for the insurance coverage on Jack.
5. Is Madame Amber really a madame?
Only in France.
6. What the heck is a No Prize?
A No Prize is the prize our monthly contest winner receives. What the No Prize is changes depending on Uncle Boise's whim and what we can steal from Captain Mikey's.
