After joining the Uncle Boise family, beautiful babes and/or handsome hunks (whatever your preference) will find you irresistible. Next, you will win a large sum of money in a contest featuring kazoo and maraca duets.

Not really, but now that we have your attention, Uncle Boise would like to discuss a few perks you do get when you join the club.

1. Unlike the government and other businesses, we will not give out your information to anyone unless they have a legal reason to want it. And a gun. Okay, all they really need is a gun.
2. Only members can add to the witty banter. Leaving comments is your way of proverbially lifting your leg and leaving your mark on Uncle Boise. Just remember to shake three times.
3. If you want to join in on one of our legendary contests, you've gotta be a member. Sign up already.
4. Seeing your pics, vids, or prose on this site is only possible if you join. Why is that? We believe in keeping it in the family, just like Warren Jeffs.
5. Uncle Boise despises spam, junk emails, and politicians as much as you do. We'll only send you an email if we really have to or you really want us to. Besides, we also dread creating more work for ourselves because it cuts into our favorite pastime, drinking.

Remember to take a look at our submission guidelines before sending us your stuff.

Thanks - UB