Are you a man? Do you have a set of juggs that would make Phil Mikelson envious? Well, Uncle Boise wants to see them, and the flabbier the better.

Take a great photo of you or your portly friend in front of a recognizable Boise landmark and you could win a stuffed-crust pizza and a trip to a dive bar in Kuna (hosted by Hugh Ballsley). Of course, you also get the distinction of being the 1st Annual Uncle Boise Manboob King, which is a prize in itself.

Contest runs from 01/01/10 through 08/31/10. Madame Amber will carefully examine all the entries and crown the Manboob King on September 1st. She's looking for some real beauties, so grab a bag of Cheetos and get to it.

Official Instructions: To enter, send an email to info@uncleboise.com and put the phrase 'Manboobs' in the subject line. Attach a picture of the manboober showing the manboobs in front of a recognizable Boise landmark. Use the body of the email to tell us why you deserve to be our lucky winner. Anyone who can't follow these simple directions is automatically disqualified.

The Fine Print: The manboober must be in front of a genuinely verifiable Boise landmark. If we can't tell that the photo was taken recently in Boise, you ain't got a chance. No Photoshopping, wise guys. Madame Amber's word is final, because she says it is. No sneaky shots either; the manboober must know he is entering the contest. He also has to agree to let us use his name and likeness in online writeups, online photos, and other promotional materials.