Unfit Parent
Crandal says he has an ugly wife and two kids he was tricked into conceiving. We think that's just about as funny as it gets, so we told him to write about what it's like at home.
Maybe you've heard Dr. Marc Iseri's commercials on the radio. Crandal had been hearing them for years, and he recently decided to take the doctor up on his offer.
Crandal's son and dog seem to have a special relationship. Real special.
The person who said that you get paid back double for all the dumb stuff you did as a kid is 110% right.
If you have kids, you know that no toilet is safe. And you also know that, despite gates, locks, and your best intentions, stuff happens.
