Bill has a pretty good question about smoke alarms. Who among us, at some point in our lives, hasn't wanted to smash a smoke alarm to smithereens with a sledge hammer?

Bill tried to make some homemade granola bars with a little help from Alton Brown, but it seems as though he didn't get the results he was after.

Bill ponders the meaning of fingernails and probably angers our friends in the Far East.

Oh well. Like you care.

Bill has an idea that will get him on the big stage. We can't wait to hear what it sounds like.

Bill must've watched one of those educational programs on the Discover Channel, because tonight he's thinking about Egypt.

Maybe this is the real reason Bill can't sleep at night. But he just might have a solution.

Bill ponders the hard truth about a couple of his favorite foods.

Ever heard of Buckner's Buckwheat? Neither had we. But I think we need to get us some of that.

Bill's a little tired of picking up after the dogs. Can he teach two old dogs a new trick?

You won't find Bill slipping anyone the tongue.

Bill doesn't realize that most of our readers probably won't even know what he's talking about.

It looks like Bill's been looking over a map, and he has a few questions.

Bill must be getting old and crotchety, because this week he's got a complaint against 100-watt bulbs.

Bill's got a lot on his mind, and he wants to join the blogosphere. We think he has some solid ideas.

The bald look seems to be fashionable these days. Is it right for Bill?

These days, Bill's got more hands on him than a Louisville Slugger. Should we alert the media? A member of the clergy? The AMA?

Something's rotten at the Buckner house, and Bill ain't taking it sitting down. He's ready to make a move, but will it hit the fan?

The scenery might be just a little better the next time you go to buy a truck. At least if Bill's involved.

Bill considers a life at sea.

Even Bill Buckner loves to float the Boise River.

Those pesky raccoons are up to no good again.

That's something you don't see every day.