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Madame Amber's Relationship Fixer Upper

When it comes to relationships, no one dispenses better advice than Madame Amber. Believe us, she's been in enough of them to have seen just about everything. At the very least, it's much better advice than you'd get from any of our elected officials.
Big Girls

Can weight loss ever be a bad thing? Madame Amber enlightens us with a portion of her prodigious intellect.

A bored local gentleman wants to experience the Far East. Does Madame Amber think he's cut out for a taste of the Orient?

Music Variety

Can music choice affect a couple's performance in the ol' boudoir? It just might if Rick Astley is involved.

Breeders

There's no bigger marital decision than having kids. Join Madame Amber as she councils a young man on how to deal with this fork in the road.

Free Drinks

A Boise couple seems to be exploiting the system. Does Madame Amber think that's a whorish thing to do?

How important is a lady's long hair to the male/female relationship? Madame Amber has done the research, and she tells it like it is.

Should certain activities always occur behind closed doors? A local man tries to squeeze some advice out of Madame Amber.

Kid Divorce

A Kuna man is looking to do some addition by subtraction. We wish him luck.

Head Shaving

A Boisean is debating whether he should shave his head. Does Madame Amber think that's kosher?

Sitting Down

What happens when men go pee at 3am? Women get mad, of course. Madame Amber offers her expert advice.

Manscaping

Manscaping seems to be all the rage these days. But is it right for everyone? Madame Amber enlightens us with her razor-sharp wit.

Fun with Kids

A dude wants to get closer to a lady, but she's got a couple kids. Does Madame Amber have any ideas about how to keep them pesky youngsters from ruining a good time? You bet she does.

Cheese Boy

Have you ever been with a certain someone and noticed a funky smell? Madame Amber councils a local lady experiencing this phenomenon.

Pizza King

Some people really love their frozen pizzas. But can this predilection shatter relationships? Madame Amber knows.

Beer vrs Wine

A house divided cannot stand, especially if they've had too much of either of these potent potables.

What happens when Jared starts appearing in your dreams at night? Here's a hint: it doesn't include a footlong.

MILF Rack

Things just aren't the same after them kids start to arrive. How can you keep the romantic fires burning? Madame Amber tells us.

The Ex Wife

A man with a big heart still wants to be friendly with his ex wife. Has this ever worked out? Madame Amber explains the best strategy.

The BFF

A local lass suspects her BFF is doing some rather non-BFF stuff. OMG, will Madame Amber LOL, or will she just blame it on her being a n00b?

The Lazy Wife

A man is unhappy about having an extra door stop in his house. Madame Amber knows just what to do.

Manly Virtue

A confused lad wants to know how many times he needs to go out with a lady before he can take things to the next level. Madame Amber has the answer.

Church Lady

A man says his wife is trying to save his soul. Is that the basis of a healthy relationship? Let's find out what Madame Amber thinks.

The Man Cave

An East Ender has a plan for a doozy of a man cave. Does Madame Amber think this plan should be kosher with his wife?

The Bromance

An annoyed North Ender wonders if it's OK for her husband to spend a lot of time with someone else.

Cat Problems

Will an accountant's cat ruin a relationship? Not if they listen to Madame Amber.

Facial Hair

Is a mustache attractive? Are beards desirable? Madame Amber answers these hairy questions.

Freeballing

A local gal doesn't like her boyfriend's free-spirited nature, and that's no stretch.

Baby Fever

A nice local gal has the urge. Madame Amber tells her how to make her dreams come true.

Sometimes a good ol' three-way can have unintended consequences.

Protection

A dude is getting a little roughed up in the old sack. How does Madame Amber think he should handle it?

Roses

Are roses the perfect aphrodisiac? Madame Amber offers her expert opinion.

Goin' Dutch

A befuddled lover is coming up a little short. Can Madame Amber help him compensate?

Live Strong

A loyal reader wants to know if a close encounter with a dude has compromised his manhood. Madame Amber sets the record straight.

Roger, Roger

A local gal isn't laughing much at her boyfriend's jokes these days.

How to make yourself get noticed by the ladies.

Malt Mama

A good milkshake or malt is hard to beat.

Madame Amber helps a young lad who has found love in all the wrong places.

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