It's that time of year again, and Roy is trying to do his part to help you spend Saturday like a real BSU fan should.

Are you tired of stepping in crap every time you go to Julia Davis Park? Roy has a solution to the problem, because it's about time somebody did something.

Roy can get in the Christmas spirit for about a day. Those of you who milk it for over a month are evil.

Why should Grandma Lulu have all the fun? Roy shares his personal hate list with us.

Everybody needs heroes to look up to. Give Cowboy Roy a few minutes and he'll tell you who is currently earning their place in the pantheon of American legends.

Roy's cooking up something special for one of his hired hands. He'll probably need a new pair of pants.

Cowboy Roy doesn't like to get bamboozled, but that's just what happened when he took in a football game.

The Idaho Wall Project needs some improvements. Cowboy Roy explains why we should add two layers of protection to our beloved wall. Our children deserve it.

Cowboy Roy has a beef with some no-good dudes who can't leave his nuts well enough alone. Be warned - he's ready for you now.