Jake Plummer Mustache Club
The Jake Plummer Mustache Club is a private club for the upstanding members of the Boise community. We've got room for politicians, scoundrels, dumbasses, instigators, ignoramuses, and anyone else with a douchey disposition.
Now Brandi Swindell has a partner to play tennis with at the club. That makes Jesus smile.
Big Potato is watching. If you don't kiss their royal pinkie rings, expect a visit from the boys in suits.
Just in case he's thinking about a political comeback, let's get this on the record.
By Madame Amber
One of Boise's top entertainers is finally enshrined in the gilded halls of mustachedom. A lifetime of God's work is finally rewarded.
We've got a spot for someone with a wide stance and a talent for tapping.
